Fall of the Chosen Princess

Today our special guest is a member of the royalty. You might remember Prince Charming who was featured here a month ago. Well, he's in good company:


This girl allegedly thought she had "Chosen Princess" tattooed in Hebrew. Instead, her tattoo says "Queen has Chosen".

I believe this tattoo might be some sort of dominatrix code, identifying the wearer as a Queen of the dungeons. Of course, she'd fib to the uninitiated and claim it's some harmless spiritual "Princess" tattoo, but we know better!


Now, this is how you correctly write "Chosen Princess" in Hebrew:



Posted by Typo Tat
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10 comments:

  1. shimonmatisyahuNovember 9, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    Have an idea. Why don't we try to set up a Shidduch (marriage match) between these tattooed Prince Charming & Princess Charming victims?

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  2. shimonmatisyahuNovember 9, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    First time at your blogspot. Haven't had a laugh like this in many moons! Keep up the good work - hopefully, this blogspot will discourage Jews from wanting tattoos since it is forbidden for a Jew to have a tattoo according to the Bible - Old Testament (Leviticus 19:28) "Thou shalt not place a tattoo on yourselves".

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  3. Typo TatNovember 9, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    Oh yeah. A match made in Bad Tattoo hell :)

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  4. AnonymousDecember 3, 2009 at 8:04 PM

    I believe a correction is needed here.

    Chosen princess cannot be translated directly to Nesicha Nivcheret.
    A more appropriate translation should be ANI + Nesicha Nivcheret, or HANesicha HANivcheret.

    As an Israeli, I wouldn't understand you initial suggestion.

    BTY, I got some good laughs here (-:, TODA

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    1. UnknownJune 25, 2014 at 3:21 AM

      הנסיכה הנבחרת could be? what do you think??

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  5. AnonymousDecember 4, 2009 at 9:09 PM

    And if you overlook the NIKUD, this one is hilarious.
    is says "QUEEN IN SHIT"

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  6. Mikewind Dale (Michael Makovi)December 16, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    Wouldn't you want בחורה not נבחררת? The first emphasizes her passive state of being chosen, while the second emphasizes the fact that she was passively chosen by someone else. The second (נבחרת) almost has a silent invisible על ידי there.

    Hilarious blog, thanks!

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  7. AnonymousDecember 22, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    she should probably change it to המלכה בחרה it's an easy "repair" to make and that way it'll at least have some meaning (the queen has chosen)...

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  8. AnonymousJune 27, 2011 at 11:22 PM

    I am speak Hebrew and made aliyah but I got a tattoo that says CHOSEN in English. I chose chosen not for any other reason but because I am adopted and was chosen! :-)


    I am thinking of doing it in Hebrew on my other shoulder as well.

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  9. AnonymousMarch 16, 2012 at 9:39 PM

    How would you write CHOSEN in Hebrew

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